I have seen the future of technology, and the future is Japan

Okay, so basically in coming to Japan I have been transported to a world of advanced technologies. We've determined that civilian staples equate to U.S. military capabilities. Seldom do we see a car not equipped with a widescreen GPS. I think that the best way to convey just how advanced they are is to describe the features of the standard cell phone.

These cell phones are much larger than the average U.S., and you see people all over the place using them. Mostly, text messages are used. You can also check your emails from these phones. This is much less expensive than using minutes for calling. There are no night or weekend periods for calling. Instead, anything received is free of charge. If someone calls or texts you, it is like they are giving you a gift. A much different approach from the States.

So that's Formula 1 Racing that Andy's watching...

The phones also come with GPS navigation, so that if your car's system can't get you close enough, you can travel on foot to the destination without fear of being lost. A 1.3 megapixel camera also comes on most phones, and the pictures are incredibly clear. There is also television. Yes, you read correctly, television. You get over ten channels, and they are all pretty clear. If it's not clear enough for you, there is also an attachable antenna. In profiles for your contacts, there is also space to enter zodiac information, hobbies, and blood type. When all of these things would be necessary to know, I can't be sure. But, I assure you, trust the Japanese that there's no way that these things are superfluous.

The barcode scanner is perhaps the most captivating feature for me. You can take a picture of a specific barcode on participating internet sites, and the site will automatically load up on your phone's web browser. I just found out that you can also pull up a picture of a barcode on the phone's screen and go to select convenient stores (7-11 types), where you can have them scan the barcode and you can pay for your phone bill along with a corndog (and yes, they do have corndogs here... they are actually very popular convenient store fare). With all of these features, it's a wonder I haven't convinced myself to get one.

...with an antenna for improved reception.

I suppose a bright note to end on would be the toilet. The restrooms at school are amazing... heated seats, automatic flush, scented air freshner and, of course, a bidet with adjustable pressure. How can one ask for more?